I cant even tell you how many things I tried that were a no go. Sooo I ended up going as a man pirate.
My outfit is really not worth showing and was a little on the feminine side because I just layered a bunch of things I wear on a daily basis HOWEVER, I think my awesome eyeliner facial hair made up for it.
Note my scary, ungroomed, man eyebrows!
All things considered I think it turned out really well. By the end of the party I had smudged my 'stache all over but my costume was wonderful, functional for crawling around in bushes with a Nerf gun pretending to be an assassin. :D